Resume: worked at t-shirt shop for like four years.
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Not a lot of people know this but back in the day Christina Aguilera and Snooki used to hate each other. They got into fights all the time until one night they got themselves into a particularly nasty altercation while eating dinner at a nice Chinese food restaurant in LA. The waitress, seeing how unhappy they were, offered them both fortune cookies. They opened the fortune cookies and immediately there was an earthquake that only they could feel. The next morning Snooki woke up in Christina’s body, and Christina in Snooki’s.
The Snooki you see today is actually Christina having lived in her body for several years now, and vice versa. They will not switch back because each one is having too much fun and neither is bright enough to learn any lessons. The more you know.
One day I was walking home from work and I couldn’t stop thinking about what the cast of Jersey Shore would look like with farmer’s tans.
My gif storyboard for ”Fahrenheit 451-2012.”
just messin with photoshop and damn snooki looks sad sometimes
I was daydreaming some Jersey Shore fanfic today at work… has that even been said before? I should seek help.
