Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it
I was born in the wrong decade, I whisper as I smooth my Starfleet uniform and gaze wistfully at the sky.
when you get a bad haircut and you see people for the first time
What’s the oldest person who’s asked you to do that (call people bitch)?
She was probably pushing a good 90, 95. I’m not even kidding! This woman comes up to me, and she’s like “Oh my god, I love you so much!”. And she’s very old, very frail. Very frail.
Have you ever had your ass eaten?
Informal Complaint Number: PROBLEM01135132
Informal complaints about The Simpsons television show made to the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), Washington, D.C., 2003 - 2007
do you think they dyed and styled their hair like that because they fucking love their eeveelutions so much or since its anime were they born with hair like that and chose their evveelutions based on the destiny their hair fortold
Ice tea, cheerios and rubber ducks. All over the table and on your lap, just how you asked me honey.